Set in a post-apocalyptic 1950’s, The Fitzroy hotel, a derelict submarine beached just off Margate, is the last place for a traditional summer holiday.

Bernard, the hotel’s bellboy, cook, maintenance man and general dogsbody faces a constant battle to keep the decaying hotel airtight and afloat.

But when he falls in love with the scheming femme-fatal Sonya, he is thrown into a web of lies, backstabbing and chaos.

As his world implodes, Bernard must choose between the woman he thinks he loves and the hotel submarine keeping them all alive.

‘You would have everything. You’d have the hotel, you’d have me. You would save us both.’ – Sonya